Punchlines
Listed below are some punchlines from the greatest jokes of all time. If you know the joke, the punchline alone might be enough to raise a chuckle. See how many of these you can recognize:
- Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!
- Yep, she's pregnant too!
- No, we figured out what's causing it!
- Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?"
- I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any!
- 22! 22! 22!
- ellifino!
- Someone who knocks on your door for no reason!
- Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger!
- At your wedding, father!
- They try to tie two output ports together!
- Roll aids!
- He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
- Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there!
- 10,987,654,321
- To prove he had guts!
- He gave me a 10 inch pianist.
- No, but you'll find out what that thing is for!
- About 300 yen.
- Well, why don't you ask him? Maybe he'll let you!
- Doritos!
- Good! We need to keep up with those protestants!
- A frog in a blender.
- I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!
- Tell that to Mrs. Truman!
- They have three and a half inch floppies!
- They just make backups!
